“Sky Sharks” (*1/2 out of four) was a ludicrous action horror mishmash about a team of geologists (Naomi Grossman, Lar-Park Lincoln, and others) who embark on a search deep in the heart of the antarctic and uncover an old Nazi laboratory which created genetically altered sharks that could fly; a subsequent military task force of reanimated U.S. soldiers (led by Tony Todd) who died in Vietnam are put together to prevent the sharks from dominating the world. Insane storyline starts out fun but then becomes monotonous and dumb as it turns into a repetitive video game. It would be pretty offensive also, if it wasn’t so stupid and one were to take its plot seriously. Perhaps it’s best if the whole shark genre were put to rest by now because by this point it’s really toothless.

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