“Bird’s Eye” (0 stars out of four) was an excruciatingly inept and low-grade melodrama about a paintball team (Holly Bonney, Jonathan Dixon, Carlton Gray, and others) who venture onto private property where they incur the wrath of a reclusive landowner (Danny Todd) who strikes out at them with a series of deadly remote-controlled vehicles. Unbelievably shoddy filmmaking and acting has to be seen to be believed but that is by no means a recommendation; this looks like it was shot (and budgeted) on someone’s Obamaphone. “Birdseed” would have been a better title for this dreck.