“Letters To Satan Claus” (*1/2 out of four) was a slapdash holiday horror comedy about a big-city news reporter (Karen Knox) who returns to her hometown and (!) sends a misspelled letter to Santa Claus (Jana Peck) which inadvertently sends Satan (also Peck) out to kill her parents! Bewildering storyline is full of shrill characters and dumb dialogue. Hard to imagine who thought of this as a “feel-good” holiday film. Return this misfire to sender.