“Legend Of Fall Creek” (* out of four) was a woefully lame horror show which won’t develop a legend of its own about the 20th anniversary of the death of someone (Irene Watson) at a party in a small-town who makes their return and stalks and slashes his way across the guests at that party and their various family members (Frank Brantley, Alton Clemente, Chuck Clendenin) and anyone else who dares to get in his way. Throwback to classic grindhouse cinema is incredibly low-rent and proud of it but is also stupid and boring. For no apparent reason, one of the character’s names is Nikki Sixx; coincidentally or not, this disheveled mess is the real theatre of pain.

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