“Return To Splatter Farm” (* out of four) was a splatteringly awful throwback to ’80’s horror about a serial killer who returns for unfinished business in a rural town of Pennsylvania and numerous members of the town (Danielle Donahue, Nico Bryant, Mel Heflin, and others) try to band together to stop him. Lame and low-rent movie makes you think that maybe all those “Friday The 13th” and “Halloween” sequels in the ’80’s really weren’t that bad in retrospect. Scariest thing about the movie is it leaves the door open for a sequel.