“The Canyonlands” (*1/2 out of four) was an utterly rote horror show about five friends (Stephanie Barkley, Marqus Bobesich, Lauren Capkanis, and others) who win a rafting trip in Utah but stop for camping in the woods where they (to the surprise of no one) are besieged by a mutant hillbilly redneck killer. Joyless amalgam of cliches from “Friday The 13th”, “Sleepaway Camp”, “The Cabin In The Woods”, and too many other movies to think of. This has little to recommend it, even for fans of horror and gore. Dispiriting to anyone who remembers when these movies were actually fun.