“The Boonies” (*1/2 out of four) was a third-rate rip-off of “Wrong Turn”, “Deliverance”, and too many others to mention about a group of campers (Brian Balog, Rick Dutrow, Lance Parkin) and others who find themselves besieged and stalked by a clan of cannibals in Appalachia and have to fight them to the death to survive. Thoroughly predictable and by-the-numbers timewaster; even the cast looks bored and none of the kills are staged with particular relish or style. Parkin also co-wrote and directed. Watch “The Goonies” again instead.