“Bigfoot’s Bride” (0 stars out of four) was an abjectly painful schlock horrorfest about Bigfoot (i.e. a guy in a very bad gorilla suit) who goes berserk in search of his lost bride in the woods and a series of concerned citizens and bad actors (Chris Ferrell, Devin Marcus Miller, Xia Orozco, and others) who get in his crosshairs. If Ed Wood were still alive today and making movies- this might be something he would have churned out; unspeakably awful filmmaking turns this into an unintentional laugh riot but film is also stupid and boring. Watch out for the blood-spurting that looks like exploding ketchup! Further proof (as if any were needed) that virtually anyone with a cell-phone nowadays can make their own movie