“Saltwater: The Battle For Ramree Island” (*1/2 out of four) was an anemic horror thriller set during WWII in which a group of soldiers (Charlie Bond, Steven Dolton, Ryan Harvey, and others) in search of a secret Japanese ammunition store instead find themselves in a fight for their lives against a group of deadly saltwater crocodiles in the heart of Ramree Island. Allegedly inspired by a true story in the war but that still doesn’t save film from being a dreary timewaster; even the crocodiles look bored (and pretty tacky also). You’d best watch the Science or Discovery Channel for more scares and excitement.

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