“The Hike” (* out of four) was a rockbottom horror show about a young couple (Kandi Thompson and Vinnie Vineyard) who go for a hike in the wilderness of the Smoky Mountains to discuss their relationship issues where they stumble onto (what else?) a redneck murderer (Luke Walker) who stalks them to the death. Yet another low-grade D.I.Y. horror movie in which the script, direction, and even the songs were by the three main actors but they’re hindered by bargain basement production and cliched storyline. Horror fans would best take a hike from this and re-watch “Wrong Turn” or “Deliverance” again instead.