“Eyes Without A Face” (0 stars out of four) was a blindingly awful horror mess about a young man (Dakota Shapiro) suffering from agoraphobia who lives with an online blogger and struggling actor (Luke Cook) and they both secretly hack into the webcams of young women but soon come to suspect that one of them is a serial killer. Inept timewaster mashes your face in ugliness and amateurish sleaze for nearly two hours. It’s movies like these that make you feel like taking a shower. Allegedly inspired by the Billy Idol song of the same name but other Idol songs “Endless Sleep”, “Scream”, and (especially) “Dead On Arrival” are more apt descriptions of sitting through this.