“Death Rider In The House Of Vampires” (0 stars out of four) was an excruciating schlockfest set in the Wild Wild West in which a mysterious lone ranger cowboy (Devon Sawa) enters a dangerous vampire sanctuary and finds that the only price of admission is the sacrifice of a female virgin and subsequently finds that the evil Count (Julian Sands) and a ruthless villain (Glenn Danzig) have other plans. If you make it through the first 20 minutes, you might actually survive all the way to the end; film is senseless and static and is ugly to even look at. Rock star Danzig also wrote and directed this miserable timewaster and seems to be attempting to follow in the footsteps of his pal Rob Zombie. Danzig songs “Long Way From Hell” and “Pain Is Like An Animal” are all-too-apt descriptions of what it’s like sitting through this one.