“Escape From Area 51” (0 stars out of four) was an excruciatingly inept and low-grade sci/fi drivel about a female warrior (Donna D’Errico) who uses her otherworldly powers to escape from the captivity of Area 51 and attempts to free another warrior (Anouk Samuel) in the process. Or something like that. Laughably awful acting and storytelling are matched by even worse direction and visual effects; this looks like something you’d see on “Mystery Science Theater” in its heyday. D’Errico’s lip collagen and plastic surgery are far scarier than any of the horror and sci/fi elements here. Her and Nikki Sixx’ daughter (Frankie Sixx) makes her film debut here but she should have “escaped” herself. Motley Crue’s 1985 classic album notwithstanding, this is the real theatre of pain.