“Frank” (* out of four) was a dismayingly awful horror melodrama about a young woman (Krsy Fox) who in a moment of desperation vows a life of servitude to a monster she meets named Frank; she then subsequently commits suicide causing the title monster to wreak havoc and all Hell breaks loose. A vanity project for star/writer/director/co-producer Fox but a complete misfire; by the time you sort out the muddle, film is too far gone for it to matter. Fox previously starred in a few of the “Underworld” entries, a reminder on the right way to do these types of movies with flair and style.