“The Towel Man” (0 stars out of four) was an unbearably inept and ugly horror thriller about a serial rapist known as The Towel Man who terrorizes women (Stephanie Elliot, Ashley Jones, and others) in a small town. Don’t look for more plot than that or anything else for that matter. To call this amateur night in terms of production and filmmaking would be an overstatement as it looks as if it was shot and filmed on someone’s cruddy T-Mobile phone. Film only runs a little over an hour long but believe me- you’ll want to throw in the “towel” long before then. Avoid like COVID.