“X” (*1/2 out of four) was a severely unpleasant horror thriller set in 1979 Texas in which a group of young filmmakers (Mia Goth, Brittany Snow, Kid Cudi, and others) set out to make a porn film at the home of an elderly couple and all seems fine but when the couple find about it they set out to kill all of them and they have to fight for their lives. Flawless ’70’s detail and atmosphere is defeated by sleazy story and characters and dreary pacing. A prequel to this film is actually set for release later on this year. X both movies off of your list.

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“Deep Water” (** out of four) was a torpid melodrama about a couple (Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas) in a loveless and open marriage; he looks the other way at her continuous affairs but this soon escalates into jealousy, deception, and murder. Director Adrian Lyne works in his usual grand and swank style but film is empty at the center since it moves at a snail’s pace (and byethway- snails are a key component of the story) and you really don’t care about anyone or their plight and film’s ending is more than a little frustrating. Lyne covered similar ground in earlier (and better) “Fatal Attraction” and “Unfaithful.” De Armas’ sexy performance gives film a stylish charge.

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“Ambulance” (** out of four) was a tiresome action melodrama about two brothers (Jake Gyllenhaal and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) who hijack an ambulance after a heist goes awry which leads to a runaway police chase in which they are pursued by a multitude of law enforcement (Garrett Dillahunt, Keir O’Donnell, and others) to the death. Director Michael Bay quickly wears you out with his ritalin camerawork that refuses to sit still and vertigo-inducing editing. Film does have some good action scenes and some clever homages to “Die Hard” and “Speed” but goes on way too long at two-hours plus. A classic example of how less sometimes is more.

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“Panama” (** out of four) was a muddled paranoia thriller about an ex-marine (Cole Hauser) who is hired by a defense contractor (Mel Gibson) to travel to Panama to complete an arms deal but subsequently becomes involved with the U.S. invasion of Panama and the various crossfires involving political power. Never detonates or ignites as it should, despite interesting locales and subject matter. Even the first-rate Hauser seems to be just going through the motions. A disappointing result from director Mark Neveldine who co-directed the cult classic “Crank.”

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“Windfall” (*1/2 out of four) was a stultifying suspense melodrama about a man (Jason Segel) who breaks into the vacation home of a billionaire (Jesse Plemons) but things go astray when he and his wife (Lily Collins) visit unexpectedly. Leaden and talky story actually gets slower as it goes along and for anyone who actually sticks with it all the way through- it doesn’t so much end as stop although believe me no one will likely be complaining. Collins (daughter of music legend Phil) is solid but this is unlikely to provide the “windfall” that her career needs.

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“For The Love Of Money” (** out of four) was a flashy but empty urban melodrama about a hard-working single mom (Keri Hilson) who becomes pushed to her limit when her daughter (Jazzy Jade) is arrested and turns back to the lifestyle of the streets to hold her over and make ends meet but this leads to complications and consequences as well. Best thing about the film is Hilson who is sincere and charismatic in the lead but film otherwise follows a much-too predictable pattern. Jason Mitchell, Keith Sweat, and D.C. Young Fly do what they can in cardboard supporting roles.

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“Manifest Evil” (** out of four) was a not-bad psychodrama about a Marine Corps drill instructor (Leon M. Brown) with a troubled past who falls victim to a malevolent curse put on him by two vindictive recruits and he then spirals into a descending abyss of hallucinations and psychosis and he has to find the root of his curse to restore his sanity and return to real life. Film does have a few jolts and a few unsettling images but is hindered by an overall sense of deja vu, since this territory has been covered many times before (yes in “The Shining” most prominently). Brown also wrote and co-produced.

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“The Exorcism Of God” (** out of four) was a hackneyed horror show about an American priest (Will Beinbrink) working in Mexico who becomes possessed during an exorcism and commits a terrible act and 18 years later this comes back to haunt him and he has to confront both the external and internal demons and send them all straight back to Hell. Yet another quasi-religious horror movie (obviously) ripped off from “The Exorcist” which covers all-too-familiar territory. Having said that, it’s far from the worst of the lot and is well-made with atmospheric cinematography and a few jolts.

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“The Suppression Of Hannah Stevenson” (*1/2 out of four) was an oppressively dull horror thriller about a young couple (Tom Hogan and Hannah Rose) who take their first foreign holiday together but have repressed desires that begin to unfold that lead to all kinds of bizarre complications for them. The title character Hannah Stevenson is actually played by an actress also named Hannah but that’s about it for cleverness; remember when these types of movies used to actually be fun? Film is only an hour-and-15 minutes but is still pretty grueling.

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“Lost Angel” (*1/2 out of four) was a senseless hodgepodge about a young woman (Sascha Harman) who goes on a quest for justice after the news of hearing of the death of her sister (Kim Lyzba) but finds that the path to the truth is a deadly minefield as she has to navigate through the dangerous underworld of drugs and crime. Harman is good in the lead but this story has been told too many times before and better. Let’s see how fast this movie gets “lost” in the shuffle at Redbox.

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