“The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent” (*1/2 out of four) was a rambling action comedy starring Nicolas Cage (playing himself) as an actor who is facing financial ruin in his older years and has to accept a $1 million dollar offer from a dangerous superfan (Pedro Pascal); somehow or another, he is then recruited by a C.I.A. operative (Tiffany Haddish) and has to re-enact some of his most famous roles in order to save the world! Genuinely bizarre story has some amusing touches but is awfully self-indulgent and arbitrary and gets really stupid. Die-hard fans of Cage (I’m not) may obviously like this much more but it’s “unbearable” for most of the rest of us.