“Last Seen Alive” (*1/2 out of four) was a ludicrious suspense thriller about a husband (Gerard Butler fighting his Scottish accent and losing) whose wife (Jaimie Alexander) mysteriously vanishes from a gas station and he has to delve into the criminal underbelly of the entire town that seems to be in a conspiracy to kill her. Passable beginning soon goes astray as script and story get more improbable and ridiculous by the minute. Film is so close to the story of “The Vanishing” that you might assume it’s a remake but it’s not even though this will likely vanish from theatres soon.