“Crimes Of The Future” (*1/2 out of four) was a severely unpleasant futuristic psychodrama in which humans have adopted to a synthetic environment in which transformations and mutations are commonplace; a celebrity performance artist (Viggo Mortensen) showcases live performances of the metamorphosis of his organs but doesn’t realize that a sinister group is trying to use his celebrity to shed light on the mysterious next step of the human evolution. Typically bizarre and unconventional story from the twisted mind of David Cronenberg but film is pointless, ugly, and (after a while) boring. No relation to the 1970 Cronenberg film which weirdly had the same name. Fifth (and least) collaboration between Mortensen and Cronenberg.