“Bullet Train” (*1/2 out of four) was speedy stupidity about a disgraced assassin (Brad Pitt) who finds himself aboard the world’s fastest train along with some of the world’s deadliest assassins (Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Brian Tyree Henry, and others) and they all find their missions have something vital in common. Director David Leitch more than lives up to film’s title as film never stops moving but it’s all for nothing since story is nonexistent and script and characters are tiresome and dumb. Film’s excesses are meant to be entertaining but wind up giving you a big headache. There’s a surprise cameo at the end, if you make it that far.