“They Crawl Beneath” (*1/2 out of four) was a static sci/fi thriller about a young cop (Joseph Almani) who is trapped at home when an earthquake pins him beneath his car and he soon finds out that strange and squishy creatures are emerging from the fissures in the ground and he has to struggle to survive and maintain his sanity. Imagine “Tremors” almost set in the confines of one room and you pretty much have an exact idea of what to expect here. Film’s title is ironic since it “crawls” a lot on its own.