“Ash And Bone” (* out of four) was a miserable horror thriller about a rebellious teen (Angelina Danielle Cama) whose father and stepmom (Harly Wallen and Kaiti Wallen) decide to move her into the countryside for quiet bonding time but they are soon besieged by (yawn) an urban legend involving cannabilistic and sadistic rednecks and she needs to utilize her volatility and instability to fight back and help them all stay alive. It’s grade-Z movies like these that make you almost wish “Deliverance” and “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” had never been made. Both Harly and Kaiti are real life husband-and-wife which is a bit curious since they have no chemistry together onscreen.

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