“Cemetery Stories” (* out of four) was a wooden anthology horror story about a couple of clairvoyants (Chrystal Snow and Timothy Patrick Quill) who show up at a cemetery to walk amongst the tombstones and are besieged by all kinds of unleashed evil and have no choice but to turn to priests to send the evil back to the depths of Hell. Howlingly solemn at times and very silly at others and the overall effect is numbing and boring. Made by DIY filmmakers who make you sorely regret the existence of the term independent horror movie. Time to bury these horror cliches in a real cemetery where they belong.