“Amityville Thanksgiving” (* out of four) was a genuine turkey about a bickering couple (Paul Faggione and Natalie Peri) who visit a sinister marriage counselor (Mark C. Fulhardt) to restore their faltering relationship but soon realize that he has cruel intentions that may make this holiday their last. Latest in a long-line to crassly use the “Amityville” name is crude, stupid, and boring. Aside from a few shots of the original house, this literally has nothing to do with the 1979 classic but may instead remind you of “Dead Again” and “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.”

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