“Clowns In The Woods” (* out of four) was a lame horror thriller about a disabled young man (Dalton Letta) who is killed in a prank gone wrong and then meets a series of ghostly clowns in the afterlife (Arlowe Price and Greg Lentz) who help him return to life reincarnated to enact revenge on those who killed him. Strictly amateur night in terms of acting and cinematics and you’ll likely find more scares (and laughs) at an Insane Clown Posse concert instead. Speaking of which- maybe it’s about high time they stopped making movies on the novelty of killer clowns.