“Criminal Audition” (* out of four) was a criminally dull melodrama about an ex-lawyer (Rich Keeble) and his team who run an underworld service in which law-abiding citizens take on other’s crimes but one of a new group of civilians (Rebecca Calienda, Blain Neale, and Ben Scheck) they take in turns the tables on them and they all have to play a game of psychological and physical warfare against one another to survive the night. Originally written as a play in which it may have worked better but as a feature-film- it’s static and boring. Film is only an hour-and-a-half long but feels like an endless day in court.