“There’s Something Wrong With The Children” (*1/2 out of four) was a lame horror thriller about a family (Amanda Crew, Zach Gilford, David Mattel, and others) who goes on vacation and things go astray when the children start disappearing in the woods in the middle of the night (hence the film’s title). Strictly by-the-numbers ripoff of “Village Of The Damned”, for those who never saw the original or even its remake. Inauspicious feature-film directing debut for noted television director Roxanne Benjamin. “There’s Something Wrong With The Movie” would be a better title for this clunker.