“Candy Land” (0 stars out of four) was a terminally sour horror potboiler for freaks and masochists only about a young woman (Olivia Luccardi) who immerses herself into the world of underground truck-stop sex workers and realizes she has found her true calling in life but this feeling of bliss is interrupted by finding out that one of her sisters-in-commerce is a killer. Sleazy and stupid (and proud of it) but also logy and boring; the very definition of a worthless film. William Baldwin sleepwalks his way through a dreadful performance as the town sheriff. Film climaxes with Crowded House’s classic “Don’t Dream It’s Over” but trust me- any and all viewers by that point will be preying this is over as soon as possible.