“Night Of The Bastard” (* out of four) was a stupefying horror thriller about an injured young woman (Mya Hudson) who takes refuge in a secluded home with a gruff recluse (London May); when a sinister sorceress (Hannah Pierce) of a bloodthirsty cult comes and threatens both of them, they must band together to fight them off and stay alive. Loaded with hilariously cheesy effects and filmmaking and terrible acting that turn this into one very long night. Danzig’s long-time drummer May ought to keep his day job; Danzig song titles like “Unspeakable”, “Sacrifice”, and (especially) “I Don’t Mind The Pain” are apt descriptions of sitting through this clunker.