“Knock At The Cabin” (*1/2 out of four) was an earthbound horror melodrama about a young girl (Kristen Cui) who is vacationing with her parents (Jonathan Groff and Ben Aldridge) when they are visited by armed strangers (led by Dave Bautista) who demand that they make a crucial choice to potentially avert the apocalypse. Typically dour and dull effort from M. Night Shymalahan except this one doesn’t even have the benefit of his usual big-surprise ending to save him. Hard-core Shymalan fans (I’m not in case you were wondering) may find more substance here. K-Ci and The Sunshine Band fans may rejoice also because the film makes prominent use of their ’70’s classic “My Funky Shoes” but unfortunately there’s not much that’s funky or classic about the film itself.