“Church Of Darkness” (*1/2 out of four) was a tacky melodrama about a Bible-quoting teen outcast (Wesley Restrepo) who is new to a redneck Florida town where he discovers a secret underground society called The Wheelmakers who intend on murdering the whole town and he finds his faith put to the test as he attempts to thwart them and keep his town and his religious honor intact. Part religious drama, part coming-of-age teen angst story, part pseudo-philosophical horror story and an all around mess. Film’s special-effects climax looks like it was made on someone’s old CD-ROM.