“Twisted Sister” (*1/2 out of four) was a clunky suspense thriller about a successful career woman (Mena Suvari) who seems to have the perfect life with her husband (Mark Famiglietti) until a mysterious stranger (Joy Nash) shows up out of nowhere claiming to be her long-lost half-sister and turns her life upside down. Laughably obvious and predictable thriller done without much conviction or style and thus little reason for watching. It’s doubftul this was named after the famous band of the same name but you’ll likely be waiting for Dee Snider to show up at any time and start cursing them out and kicking ass. One-time American beauty Suvari needs to start picking better roles.