“The Pope’s Exorcist” (*1/2 of four) was malarkey hokum about a troubled priest (Russell Crowe) who is chief exorcist of the Vatican who investigates a young man’s terrifying obsession and uncovers (yawn) a sinister conspiracy involving the church involving exorcisms and supernatural stigmata. Allegedly based on the actual files of noted Father Gabriele Amorth but seems more based on “The Exorcism”, “Stigmata”, and just about every other terrible religious horror movie that comes out almost monthly these days. Once you’ve seen one priest fighting evil and exorcisms within the church, you’ve sadly seen them all. What the hell is Crowe doing in this movie?