“Stay Calm” (* out of four) was an incredibly pointless comedy melodrama about the minister of culture in Italy (Billy Zane) who is starting to feel unpopular and needs to revive his career and spends a weekend with his lover (Samantha Michela Capitoni) and they both brainstorm various ideas that will either re-surge or doom him. This goes nowhere slowly for nearly an hour-and-a-half but feels much longer. Zane tries to give this a boost with his affable likeability but it’s clunkers like this that have made his career “stay” at the direct-to-DVD/Redbox level.