“Firenado” (*1/2 out of four) was a clumsy action melodrama which attempts to graft a mob-underworld story onto a disaster thriller about an accountant (Daniel Godfrey) for organized crime who is on the run from his associates and has to escape through a whirlwind of fire that threatens to engulf everything it touches. Film’s poster makes it look like a big-budget action spectacle like “Volcano” or “Twister” but results are more like a thirdhand Guy Ritchie imitation and is much more fizzle than sizzle.