“Stab! Kill! Die!” (* out of four) was a rockbottom horror clinker about a woman (Laura Leone Hancock) who soon finds that she’s being manipulated and overtaken by a violent alien parasite and then (as if this wasn’t bad enough) encounters a group of cannabalistic cheerleaders (Danielle Korda, Janessa O’Hearn, and others) who are stalking and killing their way through the woods. Yet another cheezoid horror thriller that looks like it was filmed and edited on someone’s cell phone. Laughably dumb dialogue is matched by awful acting which turns this into an unintentional laugh riot but please don’t misconstrue that as a recommendation.