“Murdercise” (0 stars out of four) was a Godawful horror comedy about a fitness nerd (Kansas Bowling) who is hired to work on a sleazy workout video and after facing ridicule from friends and co-workers, she befriends a mafia daughter (Nina Lanee Kent) who teachers her to murder her way to the top of the aerobics business. Stupid and sleazy enough to insult anyone’s intelligence, with horrendous acting that literally needs to be seen to be (dis)believed but that is by no means a recommendation. With a title like that, you know not to expect Oscar material but this still plumbs new depths.