“Tell Me A Creepy Story” (* out of four) was a static anthology horror movie in a seemingly unrelated collection of stories about serial killers, home invasions, cannibals, and other swell folks. If you’re dying to see a movie that wanders aimlessly and has almost no dialogue (and no scares), then this is the movie for you; other should steer far clear. Next to this clunker, the original “Creepshow” and “Tales From The Darkside” look like Hitchcock in his prime.