“Cocaine Cougar” (* out of four) was amateur hour about a cougar high on cocaine who escapes an animal testing facility and wrecks havoc on all of Los Angeles while various residents (Dawna Lee Heising, Dustin Ferguson, Melissa Brasselle, and others) try to track him down and put an end to his reign of terror. Obviously inspired by the surprise success of “Cocaine Bear” (as if you couldn’t guess from its title) but this movie is even more crude and stupid. Three different directors are credited for this toothless mess.