“Secrets Of A Celebrity Nanny” (*1/2 out of four) was a bland collection of suspense and horror cliches about a nanny (Yolanthe Cabau) who is hired to care for a celebrity but soon becomes worried for her safety when strange occurrences start happening and she subsequently learns that the previous nanny was murdered but by whom? Typical suspense thriller whodunit in which you don’t care much about the who or the why. Competent direction from seasoned television filmmaker Dylan Vox can’t overcome awesomely hackneyed script and story.