“Caddy Hack” (* out of four) was a pitiful horror comedy about a series of gruesome murders at an upscale golf club caused by killer gophers while the greedy owner (Jim Gordon) tries to cover all of it up and an unhinged groundskeeper (Nick Twist) wages war and tries to kill them all one by one. Title and story are obvious puns on the classic comedy “Caddy Shack” but trust me this makes that movie (or its sequel) look like “Citizen Kane” by comparison. This cheezoid mess looks like it was made by a group of hacks or film-school dropouts.