“The Five” (* out of four) was an ersatz Western that fires zeroes about five bank robbers (John Marrs, Tom Dragt, Todd South, and others) who hide out in a house waiting for a female contact (Cat Roberts) to show up but the longer they wait, the more suspicion grows and the more they begin to turn on one another. Clunky attempt at incorporating elements of “Reservoir Dogs” and even “The Hateful Eight” is an almost total misfire. Completely undone by cheap filmmaking and some terrible acting and writing. Perhaps it’s about time that veteran Western director/filmmaker Travis Mills started heading East.