“Don’t Suck” (* out of four) was an ironically titled fiasco that “sucks” in almost every way possible about a veteran comedian (Jamie Kennedy a long way from “Scream”) who sees his last chance at stardom with a new comedian (Matt Rife) who has a horrendous and dark secret- he’s an ancient vampire (har har har). One-joke movie that quickly runs out of steam and becomes crude and stupid. Film actually has the temerity to bring up “Interview With The Vampire” as justification for ripping that movie off in a few scenes. “Don’t Watch” would be a better title for this clunker.