“Body In The Attic” (*1/2 out of four) was a ludicrous suspense thriller about a woman (Abigail Hawk) stuck in an unhappy relationship with a creep who happens to be the town mayor (Donny Boaz) and begins to have an affair and convinces her lover (Marc Hermann) to move into their upstairs attic (!) but when he winds up dead, everyone starts to suspect one another and find their worst instincts rising to the surface. Laughably dumb and silly and made even worse by ham-fisted direction and acting. Make sure to bury this one far in your “attic” where it won’t be re-discovered.