“Club Zero” (*1/2 out of four) was a terminally weird and wan melodrama about a free-spirited teacher (Mia Wasikowska) who takes a job at an elite boarding school and forms a relationship with various students (Samuel D. Anderson, Florence Baker, and others) that takes a dangerous and obsessive turn that later endangers all of them. Whimsical yet aloof in equal measure and has an ironic title since it registers almost zero in terms of laughs or emotional resonance and diminishes any impact with its never-ending length. Avoid, unless watching a character throw up and eat their vomit with dinner is your idea of a good time.