“You’ll Never Find Me” (*1/2 out of four) was a static horror thriller about a man (Brendan Rock) who lives in a mobile home and is visited by a young woman (Jordan Cowan) seeking shelter from a violent storm which leads to a long night for the both of them (and the audience). Attempts to be portentous and artful but instead winds up pretentious and inert. Some horror critics thought highly of this but I’m not among them. The two leads try but this still isn’t anything worth “finding.”