“Bodyguard Seduction” (*1/2 out of four) was an utterly generic romantic thriller about a wealthy businesswoman (Jessica Morris) who hires a bodyguard (Ross Jirgl) after numerous attempts on her life that she falls in love with but can he be trusted? Or is he behind a conspiracy to overtake her life? Almost completely ineffectual and free of suspense and seems to have come off an endless assembly line. Multiple twists and turns will likely give you multiple headaches.