“Hanky Panky” (0 stars out of four) was a worthless horror thriller about a man (Toby Bryan) who has “a napkin friend” and they team up to save the world from an everpresent evil and help others to learn to love again. Or some other moronic malarkey but you’ll have to watch this to figure that out. Based on a 2014 short film that this expanded but it’s bewildering and brutal, not to mention boring. Absolutely avoid at all costs.