“Strictly Confidential” (** out of four) was a strictly mundane erotic thriller about a young woman (Georgia Lock) who returns to the Carribean to uncover details about the suicide of her best friend (Lauren McQueen) and is drawn into an erotic affair with another woman (a facelifted Elizabeth Hurley who looks here almost like Lindsay Lohan) and various other mysteries. Gorgeously shot by George Burt on stunning Carribean locations but otherwise by-the-numbers and banal. Directed by Hurley’s son Damian who looks as if he cut his teeth on the “Red Shoe Diaries”.