“The Girl In The Pool” (*1/2 out of four) was an almost incoherent suspense melodrama about a family man (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) who has a surprise birthday party and has to scramble to hide the corpse of his dead mistress (Brielle Barbusca) while his wife (Monica Potter) and her father (Kevin Pollak) start to have their suspicions. Disjointed and disheveled movie aspires to be Hitchcock but director Dakota Gorman simply isn’t at his level and film drowns in its own unpleasantness. Both Pollak and Potter are wasted and Prinze, Jr. is bland as usual.